Tuesday 19 May 2009

nearly holiday time!!

Almost time to go on holiday YAY having a short break first then taking my darling kiddies to the new forest...We cant wait, all so excited. We are staying in a Travelodge again, we share a family room and just chill, getting where ever when ever and sleeping in which ever bed we fall into. Breakfast when we can be bothered and lunch some where nice.
We suit ourselves the whole time we are away and that is just what we like, no routine, no rush ....loverly.

big Sis lisa sent me this today, its old but makes me smile ...




Guts or Balls? Yes, there is a medical distinction.

We've all heard about men having guts or balls with respect to having
courage, but do you really know the difference between these two
terms?
In an effort to keep you informed (as I always try to do), and to
alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed
below:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom in her hand, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion regarding these two definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.

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